XXLBoobs, Gazongas, Big Tits, BBW Chicks
Hey, what can we say? Shit happens. The New York Times wasn't supposed to get a hold of the Pentagon Papers. Firestone's internal memos about tire separation weren't supposed to get out, either. But what the fuck? We're investigative journalists. We find shit we're not supposed to find.
The Big-Boob Owner's Manual just happens to be one of those things.
The existence of the Big-Boob Owner's Manual, or BBOM, had been hinted at for years in big-boob circles, but actual proof of its existence had never been presented. For years, we at Voluptuous wondered why the great majority of big-breasted women--particularly women with natural big breasts--seem to treat their twin treasures in almost the exact same way...as if they were reading from--you guessed it!--a manual.
Finally, we got our hands on one (we can't say how, of course), and its contents make for fascinating (and occasionally cock-hardening) reading. Hey, we'll read anything that has to do with big tits! We even got through Dolly Parton's memoir hoping to read something about her rack.
But what's even more fascinating about the BBOM is not only the information it contains for big-breasted women. It's the insight it provides into big-breasted women and how they take care of their prized possessions. Some of this information is also useful to guys like us, who love big tits.
What follows are top-secret excerpts from the Big-Boob Owner's Manual, reprinted without permission.
One suggestion: If you have a girlfriend or wife, give her a copy of this. Oh, sure, she might already have one (she's not going to tell you if she does). But maybe she doesn't.
